From: "F. Robert Falbo" Newsgroups: comp.sys.be.advocacy,comp.sys.be.help,comp.sys.be.programmer,comp.sys.be.misc Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2000 7:21 AM Subject: Re: Be Stock in a dire state!!! In message <392D9C00.C222F63E@pobox.com>, Bram Fischer wrote: > Losers - Find another horse to back now that Be are FUCKERED! Start Flame ------------------ Dear: [ ] Alleged Primate [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Punk [ ] Fathead [ ] "Expert" [ ] Irritant [ ] Psycho [ ] Nut [X] Wacko [X] Windows Zealot [ ] Other: You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You posted in ALL CAPS [ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [X] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You're an idiot [ ] You're a moron [ ] You're an imbecile [ ] You can't recognize sarcasm [ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs [ ] You contributed nothing [X] You contributed less than nothing [ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about [ ] You posted a pyramid scheme [ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal [X] You are trolling To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Eat your caps lock key [X] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Post your tests to alt.test [ ] Stop sucking [ ] Never post again [ ] Die [ ] Go away [ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account [X] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and [ ] stop yourself from spamming [ ] stop your parents from conceiving [X] stop your grandparents from conceiving [X] stay there [ ] Get a life [ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS) [ ] Calm down [ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the above) In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Who cares? [ ] Fuck yourself [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [X] Never breed [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or fuck off [X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [X] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above End Flame... Thank you... Drive through. ------------------ -bob-